Star Trek Beyond is in town, and I, once a devoted Trekkie, had wanted to see Amazon Founder/CEO Jeff Bezos—an actor before forming the longest river of commerce in the world—play an alien. But given the hours we keep, the reasonable show times all seemed like good times to go fishing.
We no longer care about seeing Star Trek. The “I’d rather be fishing” ethos has prevailed. I no longer comprehend a desire to sit and watch even a big-screen spectacular, when I could be out at a pond or on a river, catching Rainbow trout or Smallmouth bass. Last night we caught trout. Showtime will have to wait for snow time.
My husband has been removing the hooks from the mouths of the fish I catch for me, because I do not care for the prospect of holding a writhing fish barehanded. I am daunted by scaly texture, and worse, by the prospect of the fish’s escape. When we’re out in our boat, I hurl the fish I catch into the boat, and I land them on the sand when fishing from shore. But fish out of water are jumpy creatures, and I have left hook removal and neck snapping to my husband.
Last night I decided I would like to see my catch through, from casting to ice bagging. Today I bought a pair of fish-gripper gloves for just $2.99, and now I feel more brave and competent. I deem myself equipped to declare, “Squirming is futile!” We’ll see.
An 11-1/2 – inch trout grabs my lure; I reel him in.
I land him on the beach in the sand.
I glove up and remove the hook.
After I remove the hook, my husband breaks the trout’s neck and eviscerates him. Those steps will take me a bit longer to wince-proof myself and accomplish.
Christ prepared and cooked fish in the new world, for his disciples to eat. 🙂 You look like a fishing pro.
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He did; I don’t; I love you for saying so anyway. 🙂
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Impressed by your skills! Always useful to know how to do it, and far better to go fishing than watch Star Trek..
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Thanks, Sam! I feel like I’m getting the knack.
As for Star Trek, it’s like, Star Trek who?
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Lol! You certainly look confident…and I’m not a Star Trek fan so fishing wins every time!
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Star Wars might win…occasionally. . .maybe. . .nah.
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Star Wars lost me with the whole “Luke I am your father”..thing and Harrison Ford was a far better archaeologist than a space. .man..?
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For Chewy’s sake, I gotta love Han Solo. I suspect the Anakin/Darth Vader – Luke thing will see a replay. I think Luke will turn out to be Rey’s father. How prevalent can the Jedi gene be?
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I…just don’t know! I mean, I really don’t…who is Rey??
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The new Jedi heroine in the last Star Wars.
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Oh I see!! Sorry..I know very little about Star Wars beyond the first three…Lily does a good Jabba the Hut impression!
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As for Rey–No problem!
As for Lily the belly cat, LOL! 🙂
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Good for you! My husband is a fly fisherman and loves it. I haven’t taken it up (yet?) . I loved to fish as a kid and didn’t mind handling the fish all the way to the end. Not so sure I could do it now.
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My husband uses flies and spinners; I’ve just used spinners so far because I like the heft, and the fish here seem to like them. As for the after-the-catch details, gloves make all the difference.
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