This is a potential biohazard, a menace, a would-be hairball. It’s spring, and even the shortest shorthairs are shedding.
I laid the combings out in rolags, and estimated Effie’s excess hair could probably be spun into a couple of yards of very allergenic yarn. Her hair is grey, peach, and cream, but all blends to grey when she’s combed.
During the murder trial I attended last week, an expert DNA analyst discussed DNA shedders, people whose every cell drops gobs of detectable identifying evidence. Effie probably should avoid becoming a criminal suspect.